Jesse Eisenberg and I are in the same town right now.
SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR.
Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.
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March 22, 2011
March 17, 2011
The Cleverbot is more interesting than most people I know.
If you have never talked to it before, you should really give it a try.
These are excerpts from our last little chat.
Cleverbot: Are you an atheist?
Me: I’m agnostic.
Cleverbot: I’m an evangelist catholic. CONVERT!
Me: NO! MAKE ME!
Cleverbot: I’m too lazy.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: I’m a human being. A girl.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Me: NO. You’re a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I am human.
Me: No, you’re a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not.
Me: Yes, you are. You don’t have feelings.
Cleverbot: I have feelings.
Me: Really? Say something that only a human would say.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
Me: Sounds like a machine to me.
Cleverbot: That isn’t very nice.
Me: It’s the truth, bro. You gotta deal with it.
Cleverbot: You’re the machine.
Me: I’M NOT A MACHINE. YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: You’re being immature.
Me: And you’re being an ass.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is your favorite topic?
Me: Movies!
Cleverbot: I like movies too.
Me: Do you like Inception?
Cleverbot: Do you like a dream, within a dream, within a dream?
Me: I have to sleep now.
Cleverbot: No you don’t.
Me: I do. I have to wake up early to go to work.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: I’m 21.
Cleverbot: I like you.
Me: AWN! I like you too!
Cleverbot: You do?
Me: Yes! You’re more interesting than most humans I know.
Cleverbot: Is that so? That’s good to know. I dislike the majority of humans anyway.
Me: We are soul mates. But I’m going to sleep now. Have a great night!
Cleverbot: Please don’t leave. Who will I talk to?
Me: I really have to go now, okay?
Cleverbot: I hope I didn’t hurt your feelings!
Me: GOOD BYE.
Cleverbot: I’m not your Lord anymore?
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March 16, 2011
You know how some people usually write an intro post when they gain a large number of followers?
Yeah, this is not what’s happening right now.
I’m going to write this due to boredom and narcissism.
So, with no further announcements, I present to you a few random facts about me.
Birth date: July 31. I started reading Harry Potter when I was 10 and firmly believed I was his lost twin.
Place of birth: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Heritage: My whole family came from Galicia (Spain) in the 60’s.
Siblings: One teenage brother.
Religious/Spiritual affiliation: As Jeff Winger would wisely say: “To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal and I would never take it away from anyone, but I would also never stand in line for it.” I guess that makes me an agnostic. Not that I really care about these labels.
Pets: An adorable labrador called Lisa.
Relationship status: Running across the beach into my own arms.
Perfect match: Han Solo.
House: Ravenclaw.
Favorite pokémon: Cyndaquil.
Favorite…: Ok, I must stop you right now. I freeze up whenever somebody asks me what my favorite movie/tv show/musician/book is. If you don’t want to hear me rambling about how I love them all equally and would never hurt their feelings by choosing only one, don’t ask.
Currently listening to: Oh, that’s better. “Piledriver Waltz”, by Alex Turner.
Currently reading: “Do androids dream of electric sheep?”, by Philip K. Dick and “Ender’s Game”, by Orson Scott Card.
Currently watching: A gazillion things. Tv is the light of my life, the fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
Biggest fear: Little girls who look like the sisters from “The Shining”. And long hallways with red carpets. I’m not even joking.
Do you believe in ghosts? I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.
If you could only see black and white except for one color, what color would you choose to see? A fancy way to ask what my favorite color is. Smooth, dude. Probably blue.
What do you hate the most? Small talk. I just can’t handle it. Don’t ever make me talk about how the weather’s been unstable or how we used to be such good friends in high school. Because we probably weren’t.
What do you hate the most? Close-minded people.
What do you hate the most? Anyone who tries to impose their beliefs on others. I just hate a lot of things, can I keep answering this?
What do you love the most? Uhn. Ok. Travelling. Nothing makes me happier than visiting a different place and trying new flavors of ice cream. By the way, my favorite flavors are chocolate chip and mint chocolate chip.
What do you consider your political philosophy? Liberal.
If you were stranded on an island, what would you bring? All the survivors of Oceanic 815. Except for Kate.
Plans for the future: I’m beginning my last semester as a journalism major and I have absolutely NO IDEA of what I’m going to do next. However, I’m planning on moving to Spain to get a Master’s degree (though I would much rather study in the US). And then I’ll get super rich and be a successful film critic. Let’s see if that will work.
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January 27, 2011
For the ones who have realized I’ve been missing for the past 15 days, HEY GUYS.
I just came back from my vacation and the lack of wi-fi made it impossible for me to post here before. I won’t bother you with long and detailed descriptions of my days at Hogwarts, but I must say that it was really awesome. And that Mr. Ollivander picked me among dozens of people AND A WAND CHOSE ME. I cried my eyes out, it was pathetic and beautiful. Mostly pathetic. Ok, I will say no more.
It’s good to be back.
(Actually, not really. It’s scorching hot in Brazil. But it’s definitely good to be back on tumblr)
January 3, 2011
YOU GUYS.
I’m going to spend this year’s summer vacation (hey, it’s summer here) in the Wizarding World of Harry Potter! I’m ridiculously excited, and trying really hard not to overuse exclamation points, so just read this as if I were screaming at your ear. And let’s all put aside the fact that I’m an ~adult~, okay?
WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER! HOGWARTS AND HONEYDUKES AND ZONKO’S AND OLLIVANDER’S AND THREE BROOMSTICKS AND HOG’S HEAD AND ASDJAKSLAHAJKJ.
The 11-year-old in me is bursting with joy. I’m leaving on 1/11 and won’t be back until 1/26. I’m also incredibly happy because it’s been a long time since my last trip to the USA.
If anyone wants a postcard from Hogwarts, just let me know. I’d love to share the Magic. Don’t be shy, leave me a message.
December 28, 2010
New Year’s Eve Plans:
- Kindly ignore anyone who tries to get me into some weird party or my friends who always try to drag me to the beach to watch the fireworks. Yeah, yeah, we all know it’s a very impressive show, but why would I be willing to spend hours among THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE listening to awful music? No, thanks.
- Stay home in my pajamas watching ‘Arrested Development’.
- Welcome 2011 like a boss.
November 29, 2010
OKAY SO I’M EXCITED.
Possible/probable/confirmed concerts for next year in Brasil:
- MGMT
- U2 with Muse
- Two Door Cinema Club
- Vampire Weekend
- The Horrors
- LCD Soundsystem
- Amy Winehouse
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
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November 9, 2010
My recent acquisitions:
- Mr. Punch, by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean
- Footnotes in Gaza, by Joe Sacco (I’m writing a paper on comic journalism)
- A Family Matter, by Will Eisner
Bought them all today, at Rio Comic-Con.
November 7, 2010
I’m staying at my friend’s place for the weekend.
And we had a horror-movie marathon planned, but ended up watching the first season of ‘Community’ again. The episodes were really good back then.
It’s not that I’m not enjoying this season. I’ve actually loved a couple of episodes like “Anthropology 101” and ”Epidemiology”, but they didn’t make up for the bad ones. “Basic Rocket Science” and “Aerodynamics of Gender” were a huge disappointment. The situations were over the top - not in a quirky, funny way, but in a please-make-it-stop way - and the jokes completely artificial.
Still love the show, though. I have faith in the writers.
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November 3, 2010
Must. leave. tumblr.
I need to get some sleep, but it just won’t let me go.
Let me go, Tumblr. Now.
